Body Heat
When it’s a cold autumn
you’ll freeze your bottom.
You can either migrate
or better yet hibernate.
You can’t do no harm
when you need to stay warm.
When we share one sheet
we call that body heat.
When we share one cot
we’ll both be hot.
When we sleep together
we won’t feel the cold weather.
We can both touch
but she’s boss of how much.
We can both cuddle
or maybe just huddle.
If I had to sleep alone
I’d be chilled to the bone.
When there’s no lady to hold
I’ll really feel the cold.
If I’m out of luck
I’ll be a frozen duck.
But if I can’t shack up
I’ll just sleep with my pup.