Here’s my letter dear Abby
‘cause things are not too shabby.
I need you to make me happy
‘cause I don’t like to be crappy.
I need you to make me glad
‘cause I don’t like to be sad.
I need you to make things right
‘cause I don’t like to be uptight.
You can make me glad like a clown
‘cause I don’t like to have to frown.
I need you to make me brand new
‘cause I don’t like to be blue.
I need you to make me laugh
‘cause I don’t like to be torn in half.
I need you to fix my broken heart
‘cause I don’t like to fall apart.
I need you to pick me off the floor
‘cause I don’t like to be sore.
I need you help dear Abby
‘cause I don’t like to be crabby.
I don’t like to be at my worse
so fix me up like a nurse.
I am writing you this letter
an’ I trust that you’ll make me feel better.