My uncle is a redneck
but he’s also high tech.
He talks on his
cell phone
chewing on a
caribou bone.
When he’s on
his computer
I wouldn’t call
him cuter.
Uncle clicks with
the mouse
while he wears
Auntie’s blouse.
I think he uses
a swear word
when he enters
his password.
But don’t think
that’s cruel
‘cause he never
went to school.
Our uncle types
like a snail
when he checks
his e-mail.
Uncle uses his
thumb to type
while he puffs
on his pipe.
He taught himself
to write
so his spelling
is not right.
My uncle could
be a hacker
as he chews on
his cracker.
My poor uncle
is high tech
and his spelling
is a wreck.
I owe my uncle
an apology
‘cause he knows
about technology.
