It can go in reverse.
I don’t need insurance.
It has a rear view camera.
It has headlights.
It has air conditioning.
It has a heater.
It has a sound system.
It has hand warmers.
I can drive it in the car wash.
It has windshield wipers.
It starts with a key.
I can take it to the drive thru.
It has a seatbelt.
It has a speedometer.
It has a steering wheel.
It has brakes.
It has a horn.
I don’t need a mechanic.
I won’t get parking tickets.
You won’t get charged with impaired.
I don’t need a driver’s licence.
It starts in cold weather.
I may get a speeding ticket.
It will never go missing.
