SO MUCH TO DO
Little old ladies are sweet
an’ they have little feet.
They pretend to be mad
but they’re always glad.
Their English is not right
an’ they’re small in height.
They’re not really new
an’ they drink homebrew.
Old ladies are really wise
they outlive the old guys.
They puff on a smoke
an’ they pretend to be broke.
They always have no teeth
they wear bloomers underneath.
They keep lots of junk
in their big trunk.
They pack lots of dried sticks
and they use strong Vicks.
Old ladies eat dried prunes
an’ dance to fiddle tunes.
I forgot to mention
they like their pension
